So you wanna be a ref???

Foul mouthed mother caught on tape!!

Hockeytoronto can provide referees for
exhibition games, tournaments etc
Contact us at hockeytoronto@sympatico.ca
for more information and a list of references

Looking to referee in the GTA
Send us an email and we'll direct you to leagues looking for refs!

STOP HERE!
DON'T READ BELOW

Some people may find it in bad taste

I'm blind, I'm deaf, I wanna be a ref (repeat)

A rope, a tree, hang the referee (repeat)

The ref, the ref, the ref is out to lunch.
Eat me, ref, eat me ref, Munch munch munch!

Hey ref! (followed by one of the following:)

• Get off your knees, you're blowing the game!
• Bend over and look out your good eye!
• Go back to Foot Locker!
• If you had one more eye, you'd be a cyclops!
• You must be pregnant! You missed the last two periods!

Who's your father,
Who's your father,
Who's your father, referee?
You don't know him,
You don't have one,
You're a bastard, referee!

U-G-L-Y, You ain't got no alibi; you ugly, ref, you ugly!
M-A-M-A, How do you think you got that way: your mama, ref, your mama.
P-A-P-A, You don't know him anyway: your papa, ref, your papa.

The ref beats his wife,
The ref beats his wife,
Hi ho, the merry-o,
The ref beats his wife.
His wife beats the ref,
His wife beats the ref,
Hi ho, the merry-o,
His wife beats the ref.
The ref beats himself,
The ref beats himself,
Hi ho, the merry-o,
The ref beats himself.